Love isn't easy.
That's why poor Kilhwch (click here to hear how to pronounce this name, we won't attempt to spell it phonetically) needed the help of a band of warriors with magical powers to win his true love, Olwen.
According to the Welsh book of legends known as Mabinogion, compiled in the 12th and 13th centuries, Kilhwch and his band also required the aid of the old, wise animals in the world.
These included a stag, an owl, and an eagle, who at last led them to the Salmon of Llyn Llyw, the oldest and wisest of all.
As tales like this worldwide confirm, salmon, intelligence, and physical strength have long been linked in folklore. Could it be that's because those who eat the fish regularly acquire an unmistakable edge in brain and body power?
We won't speculate. But take a tip from the Mabinogion, comprising some of the oldest tales we know. Next time you're stumped by a challenge, you might talk to a salmon or at least have a salmon dinner... or so suggest the ancient Welsh.
The queen knows the future
This particular salmon-knows-all tale begins when Kilhwch's stepmother, a queen, revealed to him that he was meant to marry a girl named Olwen, the daughter of Yspaddaden Penkawr, the powerful and ruthless “chief of the giants."
Hearing this, the youth blushed, and the love of the maiden suffused through his body, although he had never seen her.
No one knew the location of Yspaddaden Penkawr's castle, so the King told Kilhwch to ask a cousin, King Arthur. Kilhwch rode away on a horse with a dappled gray head and a bridle and saddle of gold. Legend has it he carried two silver spears sharp enough to wound the wind more swiftly than a dewdrop falls from the grass to the earth in June.
He also had a gold sword and an ivory horn. Before him ran two brindled white-breasted greyhounds, wearing collars of rubies. His shoes and his stirrups were made of gold.
Yet despite all this weight, his horse rode so lightly its feet didn't bend the grass.
Kilhwch enters the court
King Arthur, understandably impressed with the young man, assembled his finest men to join Kilhwch on the search for Olwen.
They included:
- a warrior who could breathe for nine nights and days underwater, remain dry in a rainstorm and produce fire from his body,
- a guide who could lead the band in any land, even one he had never seen,
- an interpreter who knew all languages,
- and Menw, the “enchanted knight" who could cast a charm on strangers so the band became invisible to them.
They journeyed until they came to an open plain where they saw a castle, the fairest of all the world's castles, where they encountered a herdsman with his flock.
"We are an embassy from Arthur, come to seek Olwen, the daughter of Yspaddaden Penkawr," they explained.
"Oh men! The mercy of Heaven be upon you. None who ever came hither on this quest has returned alive," the herdsman replied.
The herdsman's wife was more helpful, explaining that Olwen came to her home every Saturday to wash her hair.
Kilhwch meets Olwen
Olwen arrived in a robe of flame-colored silk, wearing a necklace of gold studded with emeralds and rubies. She was surpassingly beautiful, with hands more delicate and graceful than wood anemone blossoms. Wherever she walked, four flowers sprung up, and all who beheld her were struck with love.
Kilhwch begged her to leave with him. But she couldn't go without her father's permission, she told him. Kilhwch's only hope was to speak to her father and do whatever he asked.
The band followed Olwen to her father's castle, where Yspaddaden Penkawr began by telling Kilhwch to plow and sow a hill in one day and make the grain ripen that same day in order to feed the guests at his wedding to Olwen. The reluctant father-in-law also demanded that Kilhwch obtain several marvelous objects.
To each request, Kilhwch replied, essentially, oh sure, that's easy!
Buried in all these challenges was the greatest, finding and freeing the long-lost Mabon, one of King Arthur's warriors, who was stolen when he was three days old. He was possibly a deity—it's complicated. But his name is probably why, centuries later, Lady Charlotte Guest titled her 1902 version of a collection of ancient Celtic tales, Mabinogian.
Kilhwch and the Salmon of Llyn Llyw
After many adventures, the band realized that the ultimate helper in their quest would be the famed, huge, all-knowing Salmon of Llyn Llyw, who could take them to Mabon.
This was one smart salmon – and highly verbal: “With every tide I go along the river upwards, until I come near to the walls of Gloucester, and there have I found such wrong as I never found elsewhere," it said, referring to Mabon's imprisonment.
Two of the men rode on the back of the great Salmon, who brought them to the wall of a prison, deep underwater in the lake, Llyw, and at last to Mabon, whom they freed.
More battles and adventures followed, and Kilhwch obtained the marvelous objects. Olwen became Kilhwch's bride, and she continued to be his wife as long as she lived.
And none of it would have been possible, the Mabinogion tells us, without the aid and strength of the formidable Salmon of Lyn Llyw.
So let us take the 900-year-old Welsh wisdom of the Mabinogion to heart. For your personal romantic saga, I suggest you light two candles, pour the wine, and as you enjoy your rich salmon feast together, consider that you might just boost your mutual intelligence and courage, and find true love.